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Nude Stripper

I visited over 150 strip clubs in 13 different cities in search of the nation’s best fully nude stripper. The daunting task was compounded by the decision to separate individual party strippers and exotic dancers who work at strip clubs. Analyzing the talent was undoubtedly fun, but I have developed a calculated means to measure qualitative and quantitative criteria to make the grade. The depth and scope of my evaluation went as far as to take in account physical appearance, hygiene, personality, attitude, and their ability to enchant me like the mythical Sirens Aglaopheme and Thelxiepeia. I have determined however, it is impossible to be fair to put the best strippers of Billings Montana up against strippers in Chicago or Las Vegas. Amateur contests and …

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