Sure, New York is a city known for Wall St (meltdown!) and business and bustle. But to support it all, New York also has world-class nightlife, entertainment, and dining – places where the bigwigs can toast scotches to the enrichment of shareholders, smoke cigars while surmising strategies, and feast on foie gras while focusing on the future. Thankfully, you don’t need a corporate Amex to indulge in any of these leisure activities (though it will help if you want to avoid footing the bill yourself.) Many a New York strip club offer top-notch bars, cigar lounges, and restaurants – if you can afford them. If you can’t, there’s a better way to get the NYC VIP strip club experience without taking out a third mortgage.
First, start the night out at either Peter Luger’s or Wolfgang’s: these guys practically invented the steakhouse and elevated dry aging to a new art form that is still unmatched by any imitators. By gorging here rather than in the presence of distracted New York female strippers, you’ll save about 60%.
Then, check out a cigar bar like Bar & Books, where you can also enjoy some of the best drinks in the city, or just pop in to a cigar shop like Barclay Rex. A $15 cigar at these joints would cost you $75 in a New York strip club.
Finally, buy some of the booze of your choice, go back to your hotel, and call HB strippers. They will deliver girls from the hottest strip clubs in New York to your hotel room to dance for you and your lucky friends for a fraction of the price of the clubs. Isn’t it good to know you can life like a hedge fund hotshot on the salary of an Analyst?