Here are the top reasons why you should go to your best friend’s bachelor party thrown at or around the Boston area:
1.) He’s your friend! Both through the best and worst of times, you have stuck with each other without getting into a fistfight. Bachelor party night marks the conclusion of his boyhood conquests of banging as many girls as possible and commencement of his journey into manhood.
2.) Party strippers will be there to humiliate the best man and entertain your wildest thoughts by converting them into live visualizations which are permanently burned in your mind. Some of the hottest female strippers in the industry live in Boston and are more approachable and down-to-earth than the strippers in Las Vegas.
3.) Bachelor parties in Boston offer way more than just hot female party strippers! Boston is one of the top 10 restaurant cities in the nation and is competitively priced compared to big cities like Miami, Las Vegas, New York, and Chicago. Continue your party at either a gentleman’s club, or indulge yourself with an extravagant prime rib dinner comparable to New York without New York’s prices.
4.) If you do not go, be prepared to hear all the stories of how the Boston female stripper made “object X” disappear while she made out with her friend. Your friends will tell you what a great time you missed until you get to a point that you regret not going. You do not just miss out on great adult entertainment from the hottest females in Boston, but you also miss out on some of the great food provided by five star restaurants and excellent nightlife spots.
5.) Boston strippers are known for friendliness and willingness to go above and beyond their routine dances. If you are a single man attending a bachelor party in Boston mixed with a bunch of female strippers, you have the perfect opportunity to make new friends-with benefits.