There is a lot more to Wisconsin than cheese, but you will need to experience everything that this start has to offer before you pass any judgment. You may be a little surprised to hear this but Wisconsin strippers are the epitome of the girl next door token hottie that every man dreams about. It’s completely true. My friends and I spent a week up at the Dells and were looking for some fun during the evening, and boy did we find it.
We really had little intention of checking out Wisconsin strippers on our vacation, but after a night spent in some of the most boring bars and clubs that we had ever been to we wanted to find something a little more entertaining. So, instead of staying up all night in our cabin playing drinking games, we decided to try out one of the local strip clubs. I’ll be honest with you; we had some pretty low expectations. Although there were plenty of hot girls at all of the water parks, we just assumed they were all on vacation and not locals.
So we walked into the club and immediately stopped dead in our tracks. The exotic dancer up on stage was a solid ten. She was buxom, blonde, and beautiful. My friends and I stood in awe for a few seconds totally unable to move. This creature was one of the most amazing things I had ever seen up close. And just as I was about to pick up my jaw off of the floor, another dancer, equally as beautiful paraded past us.
Obviously this was the honey hole in Wisconsin. We had hit the jackpot. We were from a fairly large city and had been to a number of strip clubs and the Wisconsin strippers up on this stage were the best looking ones that we had ever seen. My friends and I finally recovered and made our way over to a table. Typically, we like to sit in the back of strip clubs so that we can observe what’s transpiring all around the room but we wanted to be as close as possible to the live girls on stage.
And as one girl exited and another girl came on, we grew more and more excited. It seemed as if every girl in the club were just as blond, bouncy, and beautiful. They all typified the girl next door with their cute little pigtails and playful nature. It was as I had died and this was my own personal heaven.
These exotic dancers were also super friendly and came over to our table to make conversation in between their trips to the stage. They didn’t hound us for lap dances; they just wanted to be friendly. Of course we implored them to give us some personal strip teases and we all ended up spending a significant amount of cash in the club. But it was all worth it. And you better believe that every evening for the rest of our trip we headed back to that club!