Order female strippers for your bachelor party
Now that I am an old man, I have enough wisdom to share with you my life’s experiences. I have been to so many bachelor parties that I believe it is my civic duty to give you some advice. Everyone wants to throw the ultimate bachelor party and invite the best looking female strippers, but no one knows how to do it or where to begin.
First off, stay away from the usual sporting events such as golf or football. The once-in-a-lifetime event that your best friend is getting married should not be celebrated the same way you would celebrate a winning sports team. No one is going to say to three or four years out from now that your golf game was amazing. If you want a memorable bachelor party, be a man and spend as much money as you can on the hottest, dirtiest, biggest boob, textbook plastic surgery’d ass, toy wielding female strippers you can get your hands on. The best way to celebrate a man committing himself to one woman for the rest of his life is to dangle the hottest females in front of his face. With the economy how is right now, it is very cheap to have female strippers go out of their way to please your best man. You no longer have to spend VIP dollars to get VIP treatment.
You can always go to a gentleman’s club, but that won’t always get you the visual experience that you need. It is not the same getting smacked in the head with two huge boobs with 10 bodyguards watching you. Why not skip the bodyguards and get smacked in the head with two huge boobs without your clothes on mall in the comfort of your own living room. And who knows, with enough money you might be doing that same thing in your bedroom. Save your bed sheets and plan your bachelor party at another friend’s house so you can use his bed. If you feel like breaking the bank, try reserving a hotel suite or party house with your condo association. Do not forget to order the female stripper that the groom would want to see as part of his fantasy, not yours. You might like a dominatrix female stripper with tight latex panties, chains, handcuffs, and the nightstick to create purple bruises on your ass that will not go away for months. Your best men might have a different fantasy of Strawberry Shortcake bending him over smacking him with a feather wand.
I know guys do not plan very well, but planning will make sure that everybody have a great time and get the most out of the female strippers that you spent so much money on. If you’re having a female strip show inside of your house, make sure you have plenty of folding chairs to accommodate your guests. Folding chairs were passed because there are no arms on the chair which could prevent the female strippers from straddling you. I do not recommend holding female fantasy strip shows inside of the basement or garage because of the hard surface area. Carpet works great, but if you do have to have the strip show on concrete, make sure you have some type of mat or soft cushioning for them to lie down on. Make sure you have plenty of alcohol for your large number of guests, but make sure that the guest of honor does not have too much to drink so that he does not remember what is going on or is too drunk to participate.
My buddy who got married in Chicago threw a special bachelor party that I can still remember. He had a very nice suite inside of the Drake Hotel downtown. He only ordered two exotic dancers from an online stripping agency who came directly to our hotel room. The two Chicago strippers were gorgeous and had excellent social skills. I think I remember this the most because they were the only strippers who carried on a great conversation about politics and our economy. The point is I will not have had a great time inside of a gentleman’s club with horny guys that I do not know. It is hard to have conversations over loud music and pushy bartenders who try to enforce the three or four drink minimum. You’ll never be able to get a chance to take photos with drills inside of a gentleman’s club anyway. With a few extra tips, the Chicago female strippers took photos with me and the guys after they were done with her show. You get the most bang for your buck by having a private bachelor party and do not forget to use Hunks and Babes strippers for your entertainment.